A limited-time offer.
Limited to the lifetime of your GPU. Which, frankly, is longer than most funding rounds.
BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOUR
- No credit card. No card reader either. No card.
- No rate limit. There is a limit. It is your fan.
- No data leaves the board. Nothing to leak, nowhere to leak to.
- Offer repeats daily. And nightly. And while you sleep.
- Not redeemable for cash, credits, or a seat on the waitlist.
Advance token to GO. Do not pass a billing page.
Do not collect an invoice.
Terms and conditions. Ten million tokens is an arbitrary number chosen because it sounds generous. The actual figure is “as many as you like”, which tested poorly in focus groups — nobody believes a free thing that admits it is unlimited.
Tokens are generated on your own machine by a model you downloaded once, using electricity you were already buying. Plank does not meter them, count them, or send them anywhere. The /usage command will happily bill you in imaginary currency if you miss the ritual.
Offer void where a GPU is absent. Offer also void on Linux and Windows, not out of spite but out of Metal. Your tokens may be smaller than they appear; a token is roughly three quarters of a word, and nobody has ever been happy about that.
By reading this page you agree that “free” meaning free is a strange enough claim in 2026 to warrant a whole page about it.